Tanga the Station Master
Lady : Is this my train?
Tanga : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Tanga : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
Tanga in Court
A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
Judge : (pounded the gravel on his table) Order! Order!
Tanga : Thank you, your honor. I'll have a scotch and soda
Tanga the Waiter
Customer 1 : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Tanga : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
Customer 2 : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Tanga : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer 2 : No, I can't.
Tanga : Then does it really matter?
Customer 3 : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Tanga : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
Customer 4 : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Tanga : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
Customer 5 : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Tanga : That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.
Tanga : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer 6 : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
Customer 7 : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Tanga : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Customer 8 : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Tanga : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Tanga and his Father
Tanga came running into the house after school one day..
Tanga : Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!
Father : That's great, my boy! Come in to the living room and tell me about it.
Tanga : Well, I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science.
Tanga the Thief
Tanga :Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
Partner : But this is the 13th floor.
Tanga : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
Tanga and a Man
Man : How old is your father?
Tanga : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Tanga : He became a father only when I was born.
Tanga and his Teacher
Teacher : Tanga, why are you late for school again?
Tanga : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
Tanga and the Psychiatrist
An absent-minded Tanga went to see a psychiatrist.
Tanga : My trouble is that I keep forgetting things.
Psychiatrist : How long has this been going on?
Tanga : How long has what been going on?
Tanga and his Girlfriend
Girlfriend : Do you love me?
Tanga : Yes Dear.
Girlfriend : Would you die for me?
Tanga : No, mine is undying love.
Tanga and his Wife
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Tanga : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.