The Nuclear Bomb

2011-12-28
What's up everyone around the World!!!

Yup it's me again on a new entry of Life Is Awesome

                Last entry was about Superheroes but I ain't gonna put part 2 so early... Hehe.. Let's give that story a break first..  Instead i'm gonna tell some stories about myself... You see life contains everything.. Sadness, Hatred, Jealousy, Revenge and a lot more.. And there's also the part of life where you do something really funny and stupid.. Haha.. Well i'm gonna tell you guys about how me and my buddies did that years ago... Due 2 copyright i'm gonna use our KL names from back then... 

True Story! Enjoy!! ^_^
Chapter 1 : The Nuclear Bomb

                  
                The 4 of us were in the same class.. It was the second highest class in the school but not the second highest brain in the school.. :-P .....So me and my buddy were walking during lunch break and we saw some weird stuff on the way back and also a weird surprise when we got to class..




Joe:  So did you do the homework Mrs Zana gave you?

Makoto: Uh.... I'm gonna do it eventually.. =_=

Joe: Dude it's just grammar.. It ain't rocket science..haha

Makoto: Easy for you!! U've always been good at grammar.. o_O*

Joe: Ow c'mon i'll teach you.. It's just like watching a movie.. u gotta know how to......

Makoto: ........How to what??

Joe: ........You smell that??? Ugh....... It stinks.............. >_<

Makoto: Yeah.... Smells like............. SHIT......... doesn't it?

Joe:  Yeah....Where is it coming from??

Makoto: The boys restroom..... The most dangerous place in the universe.. =_=

Joe: Yea... Haha... So...... You wanna check it out??

Makoto: HELL NO!!! Why do I wanna look at some shit for?? I just ate for God's sake.. -_-


...... 


Joe: I know I know... I'm just curious. What kind of shit that can smell this bad....  I mean.. I understand if someone didn't flush but...  How can it smell this bad from all the way over here???

Makoto: Aw man...... I think my lunch is gonna come out...  Yuck! Fine let's get this over with.

Joe: Ugh yuck!!! The smell gets worst as you get close.... Discussing!!! >_<

Makoto: Can we please go back.... Class is about to start... >_<

Joe: Just a bit more............. Were almost there...



                 
                As the brave duo slowly enters the forbidden toilet... The smell was as if someone had died, eaten by a tiger then shit out and put inside the toilet..... It was nearly unbearable.....  But we gathered our courage and entered the "Hell Hole" that hasn't been washed in 6 months.... eeeeee yuck!!! +_+ we found..!!!




Joe: DAMN!!!!! That is one big pile of shit!!! 
(while covering my nose)

Makoto: ......OH GOD!!!!!! GET ME OUT !!!!  UGH!!!! did someone DIE or something!? X_X

Joe: .....DUDE!!!!... I don't think that's one shit... I think that's a pile of multiple shit from every student in the school... Ugh!!  I think i'm getting dizzy from the smell!  O_o

Makoto: Let's get out please... Before i vomit.... yuck!!!!! >_<




                    We quickly stepped outside and ran as far away from the smell as we can.... We decided to go to class early to forget about the tragic moment... when we reached class we saw our friends... Ice and Caveman... They were talking about something very serious so we decided to join in....




Ice: For the last time!!!! TOMATO IS NOT A FRUIT!!! Are you an idiot!!?

Caveman: Well it's not a vegetable either!!! Veggies are supposed to have leaves and stuff like that... Tomato's look more like apples and oranges... :-P

Ice: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU MORON!! How can you possibly think that??

Caveman: B'cuz I drank tomato juice before.... You can't make a juice with veggies rite?? So clearly tomato's are a frutit... ^_^

Ice: Ugh...... I give up...... >_<


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Joe and Makoto:........... =_=*........ Uh.... Hi??

Ice: ...... How long were you two standing there.......???

Caveman: Hi guys whats up?? ^_^

Joe: Hi c-man... So uh...  What were you guys talking about again???

Ice:......Absolutely............. Nothing........... =_=

Makoto: ..............................=_=*..............................

Joe: What a way to start off class....... haha....... ^_^*


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Makoto: First we found a nuclear Bomb in the toilet... Then your weird conversation........ Weird day... =_=

Caveman: Bomb?? What Bomb?? .....Oh you mean that giant pile of shit in the toilet?? Yeah.... That stinks...Haha

Ice: It's been stinkin up the entire school.... Even the f*cking cleaner quit her job just because of that crap bomb.......... People startin to think Bin Laden died there..... =_=

Joe: Put that in Iraq and it can start World War 3.....  =_=

Makoto: ....... It can end the freaking world... =_=


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Ice: But i'm curious.. Last week it didn't smell as bad as just now... But the pile looks like someones been taking a crap there for months.... Why does it smell now?? o_O

Caveman: Yeah..... I know one of the guys in the lower class who took a crap there once.. He said it smelled like hell but he had no choice since it was the closest toilet available..

Joe: seriously dude???

Ice: Someone must have forgotten to close the door... That would explain why the smells been gettin out..

Makoto: Dude someone needs 2 close the damn door... Or the smell is gonna reach the class..

Caveman: Yea... I can't learn ADD MATHS with the smell of DEATH in the air..!!

Ice: Dude you can't learn ADD MATHS even with OXYGEN in the air.... you always get an E....

Caveman: .........At least it's not an F.....

Joe: F doesn't exist.......  The lowest is E dude...... =_=


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Makoto: I can't take this anymore!! Joe, grab a broom!!! Ice, grab some cloth!! Caveman, find a brain!!!

Everyone else: ??????????????

Makoto:.............Let's close that f*cking door.......... ^_^

              


                Yup... we decided to close the toxic door right before class.. The broom was to close it from a distance... The cloth is to cover our noses... and the brain is for..... Well..... Caveman.... =_=...  Anyway.. We went down and went through the plan one more time...




Makoto: Okay... Everyone know the plan rite... Get in get out... No deaths... Simple as that.... now... Who's gonna do it??

Joe:.................................................

Ice:..................................................

Caveman:...........................................................

Makoto:.......... Oh c'mon!!!! Someone do it already!!

Joe: ......... Not me................ =_=

Ice:...........................Nope.

Caveman: I maybe slow..... But that smell can make a dinosaur cry...... I ain't gonna do it...!!

Joe: .........................Ugh!! Fine i'll do it.............. Were gonna be late for class.... So this better be quick..

Makoto: You're the man!! Alrite now just step inside n push the door with the broom.....





                And so I went in, with a broom in my right hand and a cloth covering my nose on my left hand... Ice and Caveman were outside guarding the door... Makoto was at the door giving me instructions...The smells was unbelievable.... My eyes were burning even with the cloth... All the flies that flew around were dead... Then I saw it...... The nuclear treasure!! I closed the door with the broom and ran out!!

We did it.... !!!! The smell did last for a while but eventually the school fixed the toilet... The smell was gone forever...  And we can finally learn in peace....

Stay Tuned, Stay Awesome.. Good night ^_^

THE END



3 Komen Dari Mereka Yg Kakkoii:

aimie amalina on December 28, 2011 at 3:32 PM said...

finally
nasib dorg x mati sebab "bom nuklear" kat toilet tu
hehehehe :)

Miss Fattie on December 28, 2011 at 6:08 PM said...
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Fafa Shinbeii on December 28, 2011 at 6:16 PM said...

pile of shit ?! XD yuck !!
dirty gile sekolah tuh -.- . Tak reti nk jge kebersihan langsung .

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